Nothing Safe Feels Real.
We go to movies and sit in the air conditioned dark
with strangers who are in love
with heroes like Peter Parker
who loves a girl he can’t have
because he loves saving the world in red and blue tights
more than he would love to have her ankles wrapped around
his waist or his tongue between her legs.
Matthew Dickman  (via rarararambles)
OMG I need these!

OMG I need these!

shirtoid:

Go Samsquanches Go available at RedBubble

galifianafuck:

mad mc skills leave ya struck and i roll with ma kitties and im hard as fuck

tombstonedwildflowers:

The Science of Successful Male TV Trios
Ya got the “straight man” who tries to keep things under control most of the time: Julian, Dennis, and DersThe mildly zany one: Ricky, Mac, and AdamAnd the batshit silly one: Bubbles, Charlie, and BlakeScience. 

tombstonedwildflowers:

The Science of Successful Male TV Trios

Ya got the “straight man” who tries to keep things under control most of the time: Julian, Dennis, and Ders

The mildly zany one: Ricky, Mac, and Adam

And the batshit silly one: Bubbles, Charlie, and Blake

Science. 

queerexperience:

going through the Trailer Park Boys stuff on tumblr and someone had mixed vegetable cock as a tag. I literally spit my drink out.